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Unruly student

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.
Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded: "Please, Sir, may we please have our teacher back?"

Blond and the alligator shoes

A young blond went on vacation to Louisiana. She wanted to buy a pair of nice alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high price in the shop.

After haggeling with the shopkeeper lead to no success, she snorted: "I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get my pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

When the shopkeeper was driving home, he saw the blond standing waist-deep in the water waiting for alligators, with a shotgun in her hand. Suddenly an alligator approached her, and she killed it with only one shot. With great effort she carried the dead alligator out of the water. Several other dead alligators were lying nearby. The shopkeeper was amazed. The blond flipped the alligator on its back and cursed: "Damn it, this one isn't wearing shoes either!"

Category: Blonds • 5 Aug 2017 • by unicorn

Son takes his father to the doctor

The son takes his father to the doctor. The doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer.
The father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks: "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"
The father replies: "I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!"

Blonde, Redhead and Brunette in a restaurant

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette go to this fancy restaurant in Paris.
In the corner, they see a beautiful mirror. The manager says to them, "If you look at your reflection in the mirror and say something that is true, then you are granted one wish. But if you tell a lie, you disappear." The brunette wants to try so she walks up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am the most beautiful woman in the world!" She disappears. Then the redhead walks up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am the smartest woman in the world." And she disappears as well. Then the blonde walks up to the mirror, says "I think--" and disappears.

Category: Blonds • 22 Jun 2017 • by Leiwa