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Animal-Jokes

Animals are cuddly and cute? Not always! The best animal jokes, just for you!

Bear, Rabbit and the Fairy

The bear and the rabbit walk through the forest. Out of a sudden, a fairy appears and grants them three wishes each.

The bear thinks for a few seconds and says: "I wish that all bears in this forest were female!". The fairy performs a magic spell and the bear's wish comes true. The rabbit then wishes for a fast motorbike.

The bear, amazed by his first wish, wished that all bears in the country were female. The rabbit wishes for a motorcycle helmet.

The bear laughs at the rabbit's stupid wishes and wants all bears on the planet to be female. His wish as granted, the fairy asks the rabbit for his last wish.
The rabbit starts his motorbike, says "I wish that the bear was gay!" and drives away.

Category: Animals • 30 Oct 2017 • by saluli

Taking the penguin to the zoo

One day a farmer saw a man on the street and pulled up to his truck, and said: "Hey, do need any help?" "Well, my truck broke down and I was going to take this penguin to the zoo, do you think you could take him?" he asked.
"Sure!" the farmer replied, and took the penguin.
The next day the farmer ran into the guy he saw the last day. The man was shocked: "Uh, I thought you took that penguin to the zoo?!"
"I did, we had such a fun time we're going to the circus today!"

Category: Animals • 2 Oct 2017 • by Rocky

Frog visits a fortune teller

A frog visits a fortune teller. The fortune teller says: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is excited and says: "This is great news! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No!", answers the fortune teller, "Next semester in her biology class!"

Category: Animals • 7 Mar 2017 • by clarkson

Llama, penguin and donkey tell jokes

A llama, a penguin and a donkey are captured by the king. Whoever doesn't manage to make him laugh is going to be shot.
The llama is first. It tells jokes for hours, but doesn't get the king to laugh. Thereupon it is shot.
The penguin is next. He also runs with telling jokes, but he doesn't succeed, thus he is shot.
The donkey is next. As soon as he starts telling, the king bursts out in laughter.
The donkey is confused: "I haven't even finished my joke yet!"
The king: "I just figured out the penguin's joke!"

Category: Animals • 22 Jul 2016 • by Anonymous