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Bear, Rabbit and the Fairy

The bear and the rabbit walk through the forest. Out of a sudden, a fairy appears and grants them three wishes each.

The bear thinks for a few seconds and says: "I wish that all bears in this forest were female!". The fairy performs a magic spell and the bear's wish comes true. The rabbit then wishes for a fast motorbike.

The bear, amazed by his first wish, wished that all bears in the country were female. The rabbit wishes for a motorcycle helmet.

The bear laughs at the rabbit's stupid wishes and wants all bears on the planet to be female. His wish as granted, the fairy asks the rabbit for his last wish.
The rabbit starts his motorbike, says "I wish that the bear was gay!" and drives away.

Category: Animals • 19 Jul 2017 • by saluli